Recent Movie Reviews


My water My water

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hm.

Good animation, subtle sound... the allegory is a little confusing however, what you're saying is - a boy and a girl can only get their vitality back and begin sailing through life again by... sleeping together? :) And why are they sailing in girl's boat after sleeping together? Where have you ever seen that happen?


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Tall 'n Short Tall 'n Short

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Could be better

Good voice acting, but graphics are just slightly better than Clock Crew animations. Could use a little anti-aliasing and water reflection effects to enhance the imagery.


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Superfly: Bongzai! Superfly: Bongzai!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Do. You. Have. A. Canoe. I. Could. Borrow. Please?

Awesome, I miss those little guys. The shark part made me LOL. Then it got a little over the top as usual, but that's Joe Cartoon for you. Keep up the good job.


Recent Game Reviews


Jumpix 2 Jumpix 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Great concept, flawed implementation

While I love the concept and challenge of the game, you forgot to take into consideration that unless a very expensive gaming keyboard is used - it is impossible to press and hold more than 2 keyboard keys at the same time, thus making all diagonal jumps a pain to complete... especially if you have just enough time to get on and off the blinking lava square. I suggest mapping diagonal movement keys or removing the need for diagonal movement altogether.


elmortem responds:

Fixed.


Amateur Surgeon Amateur Surgeon

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome

A little hard with the timer being there but totally awesome. Oh an @ anthonyborn - there is a way to regain lost health, RTFM you boob (corkscrew + cream).



Totem Destroyer 2 Totem Destroyer 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

Couldn't stop until I finished it. Cool animation at the end... what do I do with the odyssey achievement? Make III please.


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